GREASE LIGHTNING!!

The title is extremely random, please ignore it. xDD

Grease lightning, ohh, grease lightning!!
The car is automatic!
It's systematic!
It's hydromatic!
It's grease lightning!!

NICKNAMES
Are nicknames supposed to be funny, cute, or mean?
I think all!
Depending on what nickname.

For example, I am really good at making up mean nicknames. Especially last/family names. I don't wanna post any right now because I'm scared of parents complaints and lectures.

Another example is that because I made fun of lots of peoples' last names, they made fun of mine. Devina Tjandracula. I think it's pretty cool.
I'M A VAMPIRE!! JUST LIKE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!

LECTURES
Last night, I had to listen to a really, really, really long lecture from my dad.

He said something about stop being so lazy and make use of your time like studying or making money (this part is really, really stupid ... didn't the Bible say something about THE LOVE OF MONEY IS BAD!!).

And then it was so long. Yea, I nearly fell asleep.
And then he started slapping me. Wha?
And then he said "NO MORE GO GROUP OR FNL FOR YOU!!!!!!!"
Yea I started crying.
I can't survive without FNL!!!!! FNL has become part of my life already!

(note that I have said I'd kill myself if I'm not allowed to go to FNL. I WOULD kill myself right now if suicide wasn't a sin)

So yea. One of the longest lecturers I know is my dad. He has an extremely short temper.
Another one are some teachers. One tiny thing you do wrong, they'll start lecturing you for HOURS!!
Blablabla...

THE PROBLEM WITH MP3 PLAYERS
I just found out that MP3 players actually run out of battery really quickly, so I try to use it as less as possible (which isn't possible).
So yea, if I'm at home and I wanna listen to music, I use iTunes on my laptop (I dont' have an iPod).

About a year ago, my dad bought me this MP3 player. I asked him for an iPod. He came home with an MP3 player thinking it was an iPod. Weird, eh?

But I'm still glad I have an MP3 player. I could've been musicless without it.

MUSIC FOREVER!! X)

Addicted to Miiko x3

A few days ago, I started reading this book called Miiko. At first I thought it was pretty stupid. You know, she's too........smiley. But then I started actually reading it, and I think it's really, really touchy.

Sometimes it made my cry (I'm a very sensitive person) ...

CRYING
Crying isn't a bad thing. Everyone should have the right to cry, so don't start slapping someone when he or she cries (don't be like my parents). I mean, only a weird emotionless person would actually NOT cry.

Like for example, my teacher Mr. AGOS ..........we've never seen him cry. We've tried to (lotsa times), but it's not working.

The last time I cried was ... I don't know...........I'm a total crybaby. For sure it was sometime during the past 3 weeks.

I've heard this thing from my friends that when you fake cry, that means that you want your parents to die sooner.
And I was like "wha-?"
Seriously, that doesn't make sense! Just because you pretend to cry, that doesn't mean that you want your parents to die!

I mean, I can name a billion movies with actors that pretend to cry, just so they get paid.
I can bet that they don't want their parents to die.

PET SOCIETY
This is one of my biggest complaints about Pet Society.

Why is it so hard to get coins? I mean, I have around 50-60 friends in Pet Society, so I can get like 1000-1200 coins a day by visiting and kissing/hugging/dancing/wtv-ing with them. But ... is that it?
I wish that there were more ways to get coins in Pet Society.

If I could write a letter to PlayFish right now, I would ask them to do this:
- raise the amount of coins that you get from visiting your friends. At least 30!
- put more minigames ... I'm so sick of the hurdles/hurldes/hordles/wtv race!
- lower the price of items
- more people in the cafe! I want more friends!!
- a chance to get 1000-1500 coins in the daily lottery
- more than 3 poop per pet!
- more pet colors! Like, rainbow or something!

Ohh, here's some good news.
I checked out this cool Pet Society blog again, and I found this idea on how to make a balcony/rooftop using shelves and jars. I did it, cuz I thought it looked interesting. Here's how it turned out ...
I'm planning on putting the patio umbrellas and outdoor chairs for my pet to relax on. And also maybe a few other outdoor stuff.

STILL DESPERATE AND PHONELESS
Yeapp. I'm still desperate and phoneless here.
It's still been a week and I'm already freaking out!!
HOW ON EARTH CAN I SURVIVE 1-2 MONTHS?!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's not possible. Not for anyone.

You know, people like Karina and Casey and my dad ......those people who (at least, used to) have more than one phone.........they're so lucky. I mean, when one phone isn't there, you can always use the other one.

So, people, if you are really nice, please DONATE A CELLPHONE!! For 1-2 months. Then you may have it back X)

Thank you for your kindness xDDD

Another Saturday

It's just another Saturday, isn't it?

Every Saturday's the same.
It's like, I go to the mall at 12. I use up Rp 50 000 to buy stuff like comic books, CD's, etc. I go home at 2 (if there's FNL practice, I'd go home at 4 or 5 or something). I go online 'till 10. That's it. Happy Saturday?

Well, today's kinda lamer. I went to the mall at 11. I bought 2 Miiko comic books (I love Miiko! It's so touchy ...), a DVD, and a pencil (it's BLACK!! MY FAVORITE COLOR!! Hwahaha xDD).

I'm getting sick of these Saturdays. I want more. Mooorrre..... MORE!!!!

Well, remembered the glowing stick I told you I got last night? Well, I accidentally bent it too much and then a hole formed and some of the glowing thing spilled and now whenever it's dark, my fingers glow.
GLOWING FINGERS!!!!

Well, it'll wear off eventually. I think. I rubbed it in water, and it kind of wore off, but a little. Only. Hahahaha...

That "Jump Around" song is still stuck on my head.

SOMEBODY PUT YOUR PRAISE ON!!!

POOP POST POLL PRACTICALLY PERMANENTLY ..... CLOSED
Yeapp, it's closed. There wasn't a lot of people who voted, so yea whatever xP at least it still means that no one will actually quit reading my blog if I stop making poop posts. So, yea, poop posts it is.

OBEDIENCE (WHAT DOES THIS ACTUALLY MEAN??)
Have you ever tried putting your poop in an outdoor room instead of the bathroom? I think it looks more realistic. I mean, what kind of pet poops in a toilet? An obedient one I guess. But Ichigo (my pet) ain't an obedient kind of girl. But she's obedient enough to NOT poo inside the house. OK, she DOES poo in the house. I just carry the poop outside cuz it looks so cool out there. I mean, with the plants and stuff.

Yea, poop does look pretty good beside plants. Especially the cactuses. You should try.

So anyway, back to the main topic.
Obedience.
OK, I hate being obedient. The people who are usually obedient to their teachers and parents are goody-goodies.
Well, I AM obedient. To God. For sure. I LOVE BEING OBEDIENT TO JESUS CHRIST!!!
But I don't really like being obedient to school. It ain't fun.

Kids, remember that being obedient to your parents is an important thing. You should always obey what they say to you. When they ask you to sit, sit. When they ask you to stay, stay. When they ask you to play dead, don't do it. You'll be dead one day anyway, so don't make fun of dead people.

CONCLUSION
Here are some things I need to do:
- go to Kelly's house this Wednesday for GO Group
- be more obedient
- stop making fun of peoples' last names (start making fun of their first names!)
- stop making fun of my own last name (Devina Tjandracula)
- make my posts longer

Math

Math is the absolute worst thing in the whole entire world.
Agreed? Hahaha...

I'm in Math class now. I just finished my Math test and here I am typing stuff on my blog while waiting for lunch, which is in like an hour. YAY!!

My teacher in Math class is kinda weird. An hour ago, when our test just began, I looked up to see the clock and then he shout at me and accused me for talking to Nadya (the lady who sits next to me, and right under the clock). Hello?

Well, I'm happy I'm done now. Math is just crap. I know it's everywhere but that means that everywhere is a bad place to be. A world without math is a world without life .............NOT!!!

1,2,3,4...(I LOVE PLAIN WHITE T'S!!)
I used to like math when it was just 1,2,3,4 ............it was really fun and simple. I loved the +s and -s and xs and /s ..... but then comes the algebraic equations and tables and graphs and all of that other stupid stuff.

This is why I'm kinda jealous of my little bro David (4th grade). All he has for homework for math are all of those fun 1,2,3,4's. While I get the w,x,y,z's. Ain't that unfair?

TODAY IS THE COLDEST DAY OF THE WHOLE YEAR
Surabaya have never been so cold before. I mean, it's absolutely freezing!! I think I either lost a toe or a tooth, but it's just so freakishly cold! I feel like snuggling up on a bed with the thickest blanket in the whole live world.

POOP POSTS
Please vote on the poop post poll, or else I'm not going to post another poop post ever. Cuz not voting on the poll means that you don't like poop posts, do you?

PET SOCIETY
Pet Society has this new item called the Love Potion. I have no idea what it is. I'd print screen and upload a picture of the Love Potion right now if my laptop wasn't so suckish in loading flash stuff. So yea probably the next post.

I bought the Love Potion and fed it to my pet, Ichigo. She started to have hearts all around her, floating wherever she goes. I think it's really cute ... =)

The reason why I named my pet Ichigo was because when I first started Pet Society, I was a big fan of Tokyo Mew Mew. The main character of that TV show was Ichigo Mew Mew so yea I named my pet that. I really wish I'd turn into a cat right now. I'm going to scratch the face of the evil math teacher and wish that he would die of loss of blood. Mwahahahaha.... lol I'm just kidding. I'm not that evil. I'm a good girl =) hahaha...

RANT ON USING MY STUFF FOR BAD PURPOSES!!
There's this game that's going on in my [weird] school. It's called Marble Blast Gold. I used to love it when i was 7. Then I got over it. And then I started liking it all over again. So I showed it to some of my friends. Of course, they liked it. I gave them that game (was I stupid or what?). Then, it got so annoying. People started giving it to the people I don't like.
I told them to stop this. They said no. They just kept on playing and playing and playing ...
'Till some people got really angry at this nonsense and you know what? One day, I'm gonna get in trouble and it's not gonna be my fault.

So please, if you are a [dumb] student in my [weird] school, please STOP THIS MARBLE BLAST NONSENSE!! ARGH!!!!

It is not a good thing to start asking people for something and then using that something for bad purposes. So kids, when your mom gives you your first penny, don't just spend it right away! Save it for college or something.

REPENT!! (word I learned from Sef)

Dance or Die

Hahaha yea I love Family Force 5. Well, not that crazy. I just seem to like the title very much. Dance or Die.

I've never been a good dancer before. I mean, yea I've danced before. Forced to. I hate it when people force me to dance. It's like, forcing someone to die.
Well, I had ballet lessons since I was 4 'till like 2 years ago. That's when I got totally sick of it and went crazy and suddenly stopped going to that place.
Now, we have dance lessons in my school. It's absolutely BORING!! I mean, we have to waltz and stuff! Well, yea it would be kinda fun if we weren't FORCED TO DO IT!!!! Umm ... Dev? It's school. Duh.

School and parents are 2 things getting in my way of freedom. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's just totally annoying. The one thing they always have in common is that they both always force us to do stuff! Like dancing, for example! School forced me to hiphop and waltz and stuff, and then parents forced me to have ballet!!

Well, yea, ballet is kinda fun. Sometimes, I mean. Well, most of the time it's just completely boring. The fun parts are only when you wear those pointy shoes. I like to hurt my toes. Then it'll feel so good to get 'emm off.

I FOUND MY AUSTRALIA PICTURES!!
I went to Australia last year, like, during June last year. It was the biggest holiday I have ever had. I went there with my cousin Casey and our auntie, and that's it. Our auntie lives there, though. I lost the pictures a few months ago, but then I found 'em like an hour ago. There's like a billion pictures, so I just posted some ...
Hahaha .....yea I looked so chubby those days ............

POLL ON POOP
Aileen suggested this poll thing. I'm going to post a poll on the right side of this page, please answer the poll. xDD

So, the question is ..... are my poop posts gross or OK? Should I keep on posting poop posts? Are they funny or just makes you puke?
Answer!! =3

RANT ON FLIRTY PEOPLE
Has someone ever flirted with you randomly? I don't know but it's just plain weird.

I mean, wouldn't it be more polite for someone to ask, "Excuse me, lady, but can I flirt with you?"
And let the lady answer (she will say, "No, sir.").

It's really impolite to come towards a girl and start flirting with her. Even if she likes it. I mean, it's as rude as coming towards someone and pulling his or her hair. Even if they like it.

So people, do not flirt without permission!

Here's a random conversation I made. I'm going to use two people called John and Jane. This is the polite conversation. One that should be done in this world.
John: Hey Jane.
Jane: Hey John.
John: How are you?
Jane: I'm fine. Thank you. And you?
John: I'm fine too. Can I flirt with you?
Jane: No.
John: Can I pull your hair?
Jane: No.
John: OK, good day, Jane. GBU.
Jane: Au revoir, monsieur.

CONCLUSION
I conclude these things that should be done:
- don't take too many pictures during a vacation.
- always ask permission before flirting.
- DANCE OR DIE!!

I prefer dancing X)

Pride and Prejudice

I'm picking out a random title.
Never, ever judge a post by its title.
I mean, my title's pride and prejudice and the whole post could be something about riding horsies or something. But no. My last four sentences are somehow related to the whole title.

Pride and prejudice .............I have no idea what those two words mean. But its a weird book I read in 6th grade that I never managed to finish. But now after I realized how wonderfully appropriate the title is, I wanna read it. Or at least know what the story's about.

Here's an interview for a reader of the book ...
Devina: Have you read Pride and Prejudice?
Aileen: Sort of.
Devina: What's the story about?
Aileen: Idk, it's boring believe me.

PS that Aileen is a reading freak and she actually have finished reading other books than Twilight ... :O ................. AMAZING!!!!!

STEREOTYPES
Another random but important title.

We were talking about this stereotype story during Language Arts class. I don't remember much, except for the word "foolish". Are stereotypes foolish?
Mboh. Maybe.

There's this really funny stereotype video I found on YouTube, here's the link.
It's about 2 dudes trying to prove that a California stereotype is wrong.
They failed. Too bad.

TEST WEEK
This is the absolute last post before I have to face the treacherous torture of the term tiga test. Awesome.

My parents are probably gonna ban me from something for a week. Like FaceBook or messengers or other stuff (I would kill myself if they did).
They have already banned me from PTC and GO Group.
WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG?!!!!!!!

Luckily, I'm in 7th grade. I don't have UNAS or anything.
But my school's pretty weird ... it doesn't have UNAS ....it has this thing called Ontario Test which comes all the way from Canada (other side of the world) ...........yea.................. umm I'd probably move by 9th grade so I don't have to take it ever again.

POOP, POOP, POOP ... YOU JUST CAN'T STOP POOPING!!
The only way someone can stop pooping is if you're dead. Or you have problems. With our body. And you live in a hospital.

Note that I accidentally sold a poop from Pet Society. So anyway I did some stuff to my FaceBook and my Pet Society ended up like this:
I think it's really, really cute picture.
I was kind of bored (waktu disuruh study, study, study ...) so I kinda photoshopped a picture. It's so interesting to look at. As if I wanna eat it. You know Pet Society poos look like chocolate ice cream. Yumm ...

I just noticed that every single picture from my blog so far is just Pet Society poop. I'm sicka it. I gotta stop uploading poo pictures.

BACK TO PRIDE AND PREJUDICE
Everywhere I go, I see pride and prejudice. I mean, isn't it a bad thing? Hahaha...

The weird thing is that everytime I think of pride and prejudice, I don't think about people being tortured or race-y. I think of ladies in really, really big fluffy dresses, along with the big 1600s lawyers' big white wigs and with a tiny red bow on the top, then also in green ballet slippers with another tinier red bow on the tip to match the one on the wig and then with extremely thick makeup (like ... a billion layers of bedak) and so much pink eye makeup you can't exactly see the pupils, and plus they walk like ostriches.
The ladies are sitting around in a table for 3 having cups of tea. Chinese tea. From Japan. Chinese tea from Japan. lol I wanna try those out.

Well, that's what I see in the book Pride and Prejudice. In the cover, I mean.

I find these ladies very disgusting. I mean, how can they survive with such outfits? *gasp!!*
Poor ladies.

SAVE THE WORLD FROM PRIDE AND PREJUDICE!!