GREASE LIGHTNING!!

The title is extremely random, please ignore it. xDD

Grease lightning, ohh, grease lightning!!
The car is automatic!
It's systematic!
It's hydromatic!
It's grease lightning!!

NICKNAMES
Are nicknames supposed to be funny, cute, or mean?
I think all!
Depending on what nickname.

For example, I am really good at making up mean nicknames. Especially last/family names. I don't wanna post any right now because I'm scared of parents complaints and lectures.

Another example is that because I made fun of lots of peoples' last names, they made fun of mine. Devina Tjandracula. I think it's pretty cool.
I'M A VAMPIRE!! JUST LIKE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!

LECTURES
Last night, I had to listen to a really, really, really long lecture from my dad.

He said something about stop being so lazy and make use of your time like studying or making money (this part is really, really stupid ... didn't the Bible say something about THE LOVE OF MONEY IS BAD!!).

And then it was so long. Yea, I nearly fell asleep.
And then he started slapping me. Wha?
And then he said "NO MORE GO GROUP OR FNL FOR YOU!!!!!!!"
Yea I started crying.
I can't survive without FNL!!!!! FNL has become part of my life already!

(note that I have said I'd kill myself if I'm not allowed to go to FNL. I WOULD kill myself right now if suicide wasn't a sin)

So yea. One of the longest lecturers I know is my dad. He has an extremely short temper.
Another one are some teachers. One tiny thing you do wrong, they'll start lecturing you for HOURS!!
Blablabla...

THE PROBLEM WITH MP3 PLAYERS
I just found out that MP3 players actually run out of battery really quickly, so I try to use it as less as possible (which isn't possible).
So yea, if I'm at home and I wanna listen to music, I use iTunes on my laptop (I dont' have an iPod).

About a year ago, my dad bought me this MP3 player. I asked him for an iPod. He came home with an MP3 player thinking it was an iPod. Weird, eh?

But I'm still glad I have an MP3 player. I could've been musicless without it.

MUSIC FOREVER!! X)

My MP3 SAVES THE DAY!!

Just when I was about to die of lack of music (phoneQ rusak, laptopQ cacad,...), my MP3 came to save the day!
I was doing some cleaning (amazing, isn't it?!!) and I found my old MP3 player in one of the cubbies. I plugged it into David's laptop (laptopQ kan sedikit rusak) and started copying as many songs possible that can fit into the tiny but usable 1 GB memory.

Now I can listen to anytime I want!! YAY!!! The earphones are black, so if I use a black shirt, I don't think anyone will notice me listening to music in class! And I won't die of boredom listening to the teachers! YIPEE!! My MP3 is a total lifesaver =)

It's only a gigabite, so I can't really store lotsa songs in it. I stored like 10-15 albums, and then it got too full. That's it.

FAILING, PASSING, BLABLABLA...
I failed, so far, French and Social Studies.

Crap.

French... I don't have to take a retake. That's a good thing, for the fact that I don't have to study, but also a bad thing, because that bad score is going to my report card, and I can't change it.

Social Studies... I have to retake. That's a good thing, in my opinion, cuz I get to change my final score for the report card, and let's hope that it's better ... *worried* .................

GAY
I've heard of this word lotsa times. I use it lotsa times. For example...
- this song is so gay.
- this internet is so gay.
- David, stop being so gay.

About a week ago, we asked our good friend Mr. AGOS what "gay" means ....................... he says it means happy.
- this song is so happy.
- this internet is so happy.
- David, stop being so happy.

Isn't that like, the total opposite of what the original definition is? lol

My other good friends just say "gay" means "homosexual man".
- this song is so homosexual man.
- this internet is so homosexual man.
- David, stop being so homosexual man.

My brother ain't a homosexual man. At least, I think he isn't. I don't know what's going on up there in his head.

Well, in my opinion, "gay" means "stupid".
- this song is so stupid.
- this internet is so stupid.
- David, stop being so stupid.

OK, maybe not. Gay is less mean than the word stupid. Why not ... "weird"?
- this song is so weird.
- this internet is so weird.
- David, stop being so weird.

OK, that actually made sense xDD

Let's take an example of a user of the word "gay".

Aileen just took the "Which Cullen Are You?" quiz and the result is Jasper!.
Devina: hwahahahahha........ JASPER!!! hes pretty cute u know.....
Aileen: he looks gay.

Thank you, Aileen, for the kind example xP

Note that Jasper is pretty cute .......I like guys that are so............yea ..............you know...........hahaha...
But Edward is still hotter =)

EDWARD CULLEN FOREVER!! X)